things to learn 4m alaipayuthey

1. Never miss a marriage of your friend in the villagebecause some city figures do come there and they may or you may get interested in each other.

2. Never ask a stranger about a girl unless you aresure that he is not her father.

4. If you travel by train please look out ofthe window ... :-)

5. All software engineers think logically... [Orat least they think so] otherwise how would you endup to 70 females from 3.5 million??[And theyhave a couple of them as friends who would agree tothis logic]

6. When you first meet your girl and she shouts at youand asks whether you have no other work, take thisword:" that is the best sign a relationship can getstarted with" and don't forget to speed in the beach shouting at the top of your voice "Ava ennathittita!!!"

7. The easiest way to let your parents know your loveris to invite her to your house and inform others aboutyour plan.[and she should know to sing "alai payuthey"with a voice like Harini!]

8. When you say "I love you" try to know what it means because girls nowadays expect you to know what it means.. [Hero: "I Love You" Heroine:"appadina"??]

9. Never let your parents to go and do the talking!They spoil it up.

10. When a girl says about 20 weeks and 20 monthslogic wrt lover and parents don't worry, she would bethe first one to defect!

11. When your daughters suddenly wear gorgeous Saris please be sure that she is either going to herkadhalan's house for a function or getting thiruttumarried.

12. When you do a "Thiruttu Kalyanam" get Rahman tosing his version of "Mangalyam Thanthunane" since the old version is considered unauspicious in suchoccasions!

]13. Even marriage registrars are happy about "thiruttukalyanams".

14. Your house owner is not worried about you working in a software company or an underwear company ;-)

15. When you hug your wife's sister [for reasons ofyour own] make sure your wife is not in the vicinity.Your wife's husband won't mind though.

16. There is some "Ilicha vaayan" Software company in California who would give a $2 million contract to asoftware outfit in Chennai with a staffingof 5 to 6 people.

17. If one of your friends or brother go for "PenParkkum Padalam", go with him since she might have a younger sister who might "not" be married

18. Even Doctors are caught up in the TLA [ThreeLetter Acronyms] frenzy. They have their own TIG[Trust in God]

19. After Doctors say TIG, it is finally the lovercrying in the bedside which would finally let thepatient come out of Coma.

20. and finally the message of the film: When you talkto your girl please add this line: "Nee alaga illai..nee illama vazha mudiyathunnu ninaikkale....aana please road cross pannum pothu paathu crosspannu"