Monday, June 12, 2006

DECIPERTIS

An excerpt...from a (ab)normal between two fellow bloggers..courtesy keyboard of one not workin...




sriram: hi
rada: allo
rada: sorrywasnotindesk
sriram: k...no prob..
rada: and/my/keyboard/is/not/ok
sriram: tell me...has harinis result come..
rada: spacebar/not/alrite
sriram: i can see tat
rada: no...it/asnt
rada: some/keys/are/aslo/not/ok
rada: so/adjust/wit/typos
sriram: sure...
sriram: tats a nice excuse for makin typos though
rada: it...suddenly/et/alrite.
rada: te/keyboard
rada: ya/true/enuf
sriram: its very funny this way....
rada: ya/i/knw
rada: e/aussies/won
rada: vs/japan
rada: 3-1
rada: jus/now!!
sriram: WAT
sriram: i saw till 75 min
rada: japan/wa.leadin
rada: 1-0
sriram: 1 0
rada: ya
sriram: ya...i know
sriram: cool
rada: amazinna
sriram: but aus was playin damn well
rada: fone
sriram: but then my thatha wanted to see serial.
rada: wait
sriram: k
rada: ya/am/back
rada: so/cool/na
rada: tey/scored/oal/in85t/min
sriram: wow..
sriram: who scored??
rada: ya/aussies/obv.
rada: tats/w/its3-1
sriram: idiot...who
sriram: persson
rada: o
rada: owll/iknw/all/tat
rada: ill/ask/wait
sriram: its too funny the way u type...
rada: h/key/is/not/workin
rada: jee
rada: or/jee
sriram: WAT??
rada: i/dono/wo/scored/ey/te/are/sowin/
rada: k.cuck
rada: sorry/tis/is/tooooo/ard
sriram: and my devious mind thinks of many alternatives...
sriram: hmm...
rada: i/knw/even/i/cant..elp..lauini
sriram: lauini??
sriram: tat even i cant make out??
rada: im..sure..itdoes..but..ard..to..associatin..ur..mind.wit..devious
rada: tat
sriram: hmm...u dont know half of me....
rada: i/mean.lauiin/is
sriram: oh...
sriram: got it
rada: ya/riteeeeeeee.....cant/believ..tat
sriram: hmm...wat to do...wat to do...
rada: so..wats..te..coun
rada: of..ur
rada: aiyo
sriram: it sounds like each word is very painful to u...
rada: it/is
rada: it/isJ)
sriram: now i am rea
sriram: lly laughin
rada: ok/i/wil/try/aain
rada: see..
rada: wat
rada: is
rada: te
rada: count
rada: of
rada: ur
rada: fancount
sriram: takin a breather eh?
rada: inclass
rada: stil
rada: incresin???
sriram: hmm...how am i supposed to knw??
sriram: and who is theis reliable source..
rada: awww...modesty/u
sriram: i hav been meanin to ask u??
rada: sources
rada: areusallysecret
rada: kiddin..tat..day
sriram: ohhhhhh.....like deep throat eh...
rada: vidya..tld...na
sriram: oh tat eh..
rada: in.milky..way
rada: ya.
rada: wat..deep..troat
rada: ???
sriram: dont tell me u dont know....
sriram: watergate scandal..
rada: nope
rada: dono
rada: eard/of./it/alwatys/wanted/2/knw/about/it
sriram: deep throat was the code word for the secret source that the 2 journalists woodword and bernstein had..
sriram: they only found the scandal...
sriram: recently...deep throat was revealed....only cos he wanted to be...
sriram: other wise...till the end...the reporters refused to tell..
rada: woodword/and.bernstien//o...ya..u..know..wer..iear..of..it..1st..
rada: in..small..wonder..
sriram: it was the the deputy director of CIA
sriram: in tat same small wonder episode....deep throat ll come..
sriram: think...and u ll remember..
rada: ya..ya..tats..ow..i..remem..tosejournalists
sriram: jamie ll think up a new name...deep tonsels
sriram: remember?
rada: nice..episodena...
sriram: ya...
rada: wil
sriram: wat wil...
rada: i//dono//to..type..next..wrd
rada: its..nt..cumin..
rada:
sriram: hmm..so i am in suspense as to wat it means eh...
rada: i/wil...try..
rada: see..
sriram: hmm...
rada: is..tat..wer..tey..soot
rada: and..play..a..movie
rada: .documentary
sriram: hmm...tats encrypted is it...
rada: im..sure..u..dint..et..me
rada: lol..leave.it!!
rada: tis..is..too..weird..!!
sriram: i know...and its funny as well...
rada: so..ow..do..u..spend..te..day..
rada: started..studyin..e
sriram: went to placement trainin...
sriram: had gd today..
sriram: nice..
sriram: we were vidiotaped and all...
rada: 2day..also..wow..coll..is..in..full..flow
sriram: ya...
rada: o.ya..v..ad..tat..in..blue..lotus..
sriram: exactly..
sriram: we had it b4 also...now once more..
rada: it..was..okai..but..few..ppl..felt..bad..
sriram: why??
rada: cuz..e..was..very..critical..
rada: bout
sriram: cahill scored 2 goals..
rada: tere..body...lan..
sriram: and aliosi scored one...
sriram: oh...today he was not tat crictical..
rada: o..ok..dono..any..of..tem..u..knw..tem..befor
sriram: but tat was cos we remembed our mistakes from last time...
rada: tat.siv..uy..only..na?
sriram: WAT??
rada: o..ok..nice..ood.for..u..ppl..not..wastin..time
rada:
rada: see
sriram: see wat?
rada: tat..person..man..wo..did..trainin
rada: tat..man..is..siv..na
rada: is..name
sriram: ya...shiv kumar...
rada: bino..same..uy
sriram: H wont come eh...
rada: ya..
rada: or
rada: jee
rada: tats..wat..i..tld..u..tat..time
sriram: hilarious..
sriram: totally...
sriram: oh..
rada: i..know..
sriram: oh...now only i understand...
rada: oood..oood
rada: u..r..improvin
rada: its..fun..in..a..way
rada: a..cane..
rada: frm..norma..typin
sriram: cane means change eh..
rada: brillaint!!1
sriram: now i am becomein expert...
rada: coool..u..r...a..fast..leaner
rada: learner*
sriram: hmm..
rada: so..borin..online..na??
sriram: ya...
sriram: its been too long since blog was updated...
rada: ya..i..knw..i..want..to..but..dono..
rada: wen..i..come..near..comp..i..foret..topic..
rada: else..i..ave..it..
rada: maybe..i..suld..type.like..tis??
sriram: write now...
rada: wat..say??
sriram: along with these typos..
rada: will..be..novel!!
sriram: my sentiments exactly!!!!
rada: ee..read..ma..mind!!
sriram: an encrypted post...
rada: ya..about..wat..to?
sriram: about how buggin the comp is...
sriram: simple..
sriram: oh about world cup
rada: world..cup..and..me!!
sriram: how u cant make head or tail out of it...
rada: i..dono..tat..muc..
rada:
sriram: tats exactly wat i mean
rada: ee..im..not..tat..bad..also..and..i..wont..publicly..damae..myself..
rada: ok..sall..tink..of.smt
rada: maybe..i..can..jus..copy..paste..tis..convo
rada: will..be..amusin
sriram: tat was meant to be defame was it??
rada: uknow..
sriram: nice idea...
sriram: do tat...
rada: ya.ya..od
rada: cool
sriram: Who wants OD now??
rada: od...is..food
rada: plus..one
sriram: HA HA
rada: 1st..letter..plus..one
sriram: my stomach gonna start painini