things to learn 4m alaipayuthey

1. Never miss a marriage of your friend in the villagebecause some city figures do come there and they may or you may get interested in each other.

2. Never ask a stranger about a girl unless you aresure that he is not her father.

4. If you travel by train please look out ofthe window ... :-)

5. All software engineers think logically... [Orat least they think so] otherwise how would you endup to 70 females from 3.5 million??[And theyhave a couple of them as friends who would agree tothis logic]

6. When you first meet your girl and she shouts at youand asks whether you have no other work, take thisword:" that is the best sign a relationship can getstarted with" and don't forget to speed in the beach shouting at the top of your voice "Ava ennathittita!!!"

7. The easiest way to let your parents know your loveris to invite her to your house and inform others aboutyour plan.[and she should know to sing "alai payuthey"with a voice like Harini!]

8. When you say "I love you" try to know what it means because girls nowadays expect you to know what it means.. [Hero: "I Love You" Heroine:"appadina"??]

9. Never let your parents to go and do the talking!They spoil it up.

10. When a girl says about 20 weeks and 20 monthslogic wrt lover and parents don't worry, she would bethe first one to defect!

11. When your daughters suddenly wear gorgeous Saris please be sure that she is either going to herkadhalan's house for a function or getting thiruttumarried.

12. When you do a "Thiruttu Kalyanam" get Rahman tosing his version of "Mangalyam Thanthunane" since the old version is considered unauspicious in suchoccasions!

]13. Even marriage registrars are happy about "thiruttukalyanams".

14. Your house owner is not worried about you working in a software company or an underwear company ;-)

15. When you hug your wife's sister [for reasons ofyour own] make sure your wife is not in the vicinity.Your wife's husband won't mind though.

16. There is some "Ilicha vaayan" Software company in California who would give a $2 million contract to asoftware outfit in Chennai with a staffingof 5 to 6 people.

17. If one of your friends or brother go for "PenParkkum Padalam", go with him since she might have a younger sister who might "not" be married

18. Even Doctors are caught up in the TLA [ThreeLetter Acronyms] frenzy. They have their own TIG[Trust in God]

19. After Doctors say TIG, it is finally the lovercrying in the bedside which would finally let thepatient come out of Coma.

20. and finally the message of the film: When you talkto your girl please add this line: "Nee alaga illai..nee illama vazha mudiyathunnu ninaikkale....aana please road cross pannum pothu paathu crosspannu"

funny leave letters

use this for leave letter infuture! its too good!FUNNY LEAVE LETTERSTHIS IS A COLLECTION OF LEAVE LETTERS AND APPLICATIONS WRITTEN BY PEOPLE IN VARIOUS PLACES OF INDIA.

1.A student's leave letter:"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage i cannot attend the class..."-------------------------------------

2.A candidate's application:"This has reference to your advertisement caalling for a 'typist And an accountant-Male orFemale'...As Iam both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for thepost."-------------------------------------

3.I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.Please sanction me one week leave.-------------------------------------

4.Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 0-clock and I maynot return,please grant me half day casual leave"-------------------------------------

5.A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I amm suffering from headache.Irequest you to leave me today"-------------------------------------

6.An incident of a leave letter:"I am suffering from fever,please declare one day holiday."-------------------------------------

7.Another leave letter written to the headmaster:As my headache is paining,please grant me leave for the day.-------------------------------------

8.From H.A.L.Administration dept:As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it,Please grant me 10 days leave.-------------------------------------

9.Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is sufering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be grantedleave".-------------------------------------

10.Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who wasPerforming his daughter's wedding:"As I am marrying my daughter,please grant a week's leave..."

This week has been borin 4 me, my mom had an operation, had to look aftr her and my bro has come frm Hyderabad for a holiday,so am hanging out with him.
My coll is lousy as usual, no gr8 activities, no sports but 1 thin thts going on well is our symposium. We are pretty busy at the moment with the preparations 4 it so had a lot of fun with my frends. and the work wud take our entire time and energy for the next coupla weeks. so anyway will write back as soon as possible.