Thursday, March 30, 2006

Last alliance of Trojan, virus and worm

I knw it has been a long time since i have posted something in this blog!!...i have been reminded about a million times by sriram and radha...the co-authors of this blog... so after a long time the best thing to write is why i have not wriiten any post for ages!!...so here goes

It all started on a fateful friday when my hard working McAfee software had something interesting to report, after days of searchin!!...computer had been hit by a Trojan!!...waitin for some event to happen!!... to strike and that too real so hard that my beloved comp would not be able to recover!!... it slowed my comp...it took days to jus boot!!...there comes the strong defence under the command of Lord Shivram...

computer : "What does the Lord Command??
shivram : "Boot windows 2000 -> go to task manager -> find the culprit"

computer : "My Liege, the trojan is a process named NewMon"
shivram :"Boot windows xp(the other os), delete file and restart"

so we had won the first phase of battle...then comp goes smooth for cupla days .. after that McAfee finds a new threat a virus!!... an Adware and Spyware all hittin at the same time!!... loggin onto the net!!... ads keep poppin!!... smthng unwanted is downloaded..so nthng can be done!!... again Lord shivram is called for the defence...

So what does shivram do!!... he does a Mcafee visual trace!!...calls all aid ... uses windoes xp system resources to wipe out the entire army of adwares...

well second phase won!!!....big time celebration!!...computer back to normal!!!


even with all the celebration!! ... Lord Shivram is cautious!!... calls McAfee to keep monitorin enemy lines for unusual activity!!... McAfee reports a beacon lit in the Trojan's camp!!... it triggers a signal to virus!!...which calls the aid of its cousin the worm!!... well they gather!!... the last alliance is formed!!...swords are drawn!!... shields are held!!... the sound of the great horn that signals the start of the attack reverberates accross the battle field!!!....

with all fury!!..the army marches....computer trembles with fear!!... but Valiant shivram stands firm!!... let them come he says.... and blows a horn!!...hearts are lightened!!...the heaviness lifts, instead its filled with pride and fury!!...and a great batlle is fought on the hard disk!!...the batltle is still being fought as this record of the last alliance of Trojan, virus and worm is made!!...

Long live shivram!!!...and his computer

12 Comments:

At March 30, 2006 8:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

worth readin thro the red glare of me monitor... tooooooo cute n funny.. lol..


good luck "lord" (yeaaaaa.. rrite) Ram !!!

 
At March 31, 2006 5:25 AM, Blogger shiv said...

thnk u radha!!!.... i owe you one

 
At March 31, 2006 6:17 AM, Blogger Sriram said...

I bow before thy..my LORD..
Damn funny dude...hilarious...
I was reminded of LOTR and TROY...especially the last alliance part...
makes a nice read...

 
At March 31, 2006 6:25 AM, Blogger shiv said...

thnk u my lord sriram!! ... i owe u my allegiance

 
At March 31, 2006 11:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hail Lord Shivram! :p

 
At April 01, 2006 6:38 AM, Blogger Revathy said...

My Lord..
Late ah irrundhalum latest ah irukku
way to go Mr oops.. sorry Master Shivram(rite..)

 
At April 01, 2006 6:38 AM, Blogger Revathy said...

My Lord..
Late ah irrundhalum latest ah irukku
way to go Mr oops.. sorry Master Shivram(rite..)

 
At April 01, 2006 6:41 AM, Blogger shiv said...

hello revathy!!...insult pannradhu ok...publicaaa damage pannakoodaadhu

 
At April 02, 2006 7:54 AM, Blogger shiv said...

@ vaidehi hmm i knw...u wanna pull my legs after yday!!...but tht was amzin na!!...u were my 4th FOOL!!..

 
At April 20, 2006 2:40 AM, Blogger Maharaj Nilesh ki jai ho! said...

postings! very good postings!

 
At April 20, 2006 8:47 PM, Blogger shiv said...

@ niles...wht the hell does tht mean!!!...

 
At April 21, 2006 5:39 AM, Blogger Maharaj Nilesh ki jai ho! said...

that means thats its as nices posts!
cut the s

 

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