Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Say Cheese

The non stop laughter
The ever present grimace on Priya's face
The split pepper and salt on the table
Cheese
Amused laughter of the waiters
Stares from nearby tables
The split water on the table
Mummy Sangee :) :)
Cheese
Surprise entry of Praveena
Vaidu's description of her msging goof up
The results rumor in the middle
Cheese
The "fun time" Vaidu & Prasu had in Dishoom
Kalabaa Kadalaa ( i got it right here atleast i hope ?! ;-)
Saran's claim of our great appetites *ahem*
And ya Cheese....
After 4 years of listenin to Priya's rants about how great Mathura is we finally paid a visit to it yesterday night ,for dinner. This dinner was special for many reasons ( i dont wanna reveal them and damage ourselves.. so.. lets not get into that ). We decided not to go the Indian way atleast this once. No Naan , Kulcha , panner butter masala and that usual routine.
This once we would be DIFFERENT !!
It started off beautifully with amazing soups ( atleast mine.. i always stick to tomato.. u can never go wrong there). The otheres errr.. experimented : french onion and malose mose ( wat WAS that vaidu ?? ) . I guess this was a sign ( i always believe in signs !! ) We should have paid heed to it and stuck to the mundane.
The starters were heavenly.. Cheese cutlet , Paneer Roll , Gobi Manchurian , Baby Corn fry . Yummmm. This is where i was thinkin " o my god.. this is turning out to be the BEST treat ever.. !! " Well.. guess i spoke wayyyy too soon !!
" Mathura's Augratins are yumm. " , " U gotta taste the augratins" , " And dont forget the Augratins" : After such constant mumblings by Priya , how could we forget them. With bated breath we waited as the waiter kept two kinds of Augratin on the table ( Spl Mix and Corn ) . We asked him to serve it to the 6 of us . And after that was done we all stared at Priya with a look that said " ok so how are we supposed to eat this , where does the bread come in ?errr.. plz guide us " And that she did . Have one bite of the "oh so great augratin" and one bite of the bread , thats the procedure apparently.
Ok ,So i am not sayin that the Augratins were bad. I liked them , but how much CHEESE ( + veggies and corn and "bread" ) can a person eat. ? ;-) ( this is why we shuld have listened to priya's advice of ordering one plate alone for all of us )
Let me turn the clock back a little. While ordering the Augratins we had also decided to order a sepearte dish for each of us. Priya did warn us telling " Ppl. eat the aug's , then if u r hungry go for more." But noo.. we were so confident of our great appetites that we went on a ordering spree. American Chopsuey , Spicy Pasta , Spaghetti Supreme ,Lasagne , and Fettucine Alfrado were the orders. ( the one with weird fett name i orderd.. hehe.. ).. Priya safely went for idly sambar.
So now the waiter came with the new orders ( we tried to cancel cos we were too full.. but it was tooo late ) . And ahem , what do we find : more CHEESE !! mine and saran's : the lasagne and the fettucine.
Atleast the other dishes had some spice or salt but but.. oh the woes of my dish.. i feel like pukin just thinking about it.. it was jus lots of cheese and onion and coriiander leaves and that thing which makes up the pasta. and it tasted like nothing. it did not taste. period. it was the heights of blandness. i tried mixing lots of sauce and having but no use. The lasagne was weird. With a really weird stuffing. Othere were ok but no space in stomach after the "augratin".
Dessert rocked with the usual mix of fruit salads ice creams and juices. it was heavenly.
All in all like Saran said " It was a great dinner , we probably had the best time ever and provided unlimited entertainment to all around us , great starters , great dessert. But lets just forget about the main course"
Common reaction at the end of day : "Indian food ROCKS"
Moral of the story :
  • Sometimes ( only sometimes ) we should listen to Priya's Advic
  • Saran , Plz dont experiment
  • Err, me also plz dont experiment
  • Laughing is good for digestion
  • Does cheese make one sleepy ?
ps :

It is said that tigers actually dont eat humans by birth. But once they taste our meat , even by accident, they get enamoured by the salt in the blood. From then on nothing else will do.

Guess some of us are also like that. Give us any food but put salt pepper masala in it. Please :-)

9 Comments:

At March 02, 2006 1:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol! I can imagine every line of this post :p n the food makes me hungry.. Even I havent tried all these.. I wanna experiment too.. :((

 
At March 02, 2006 4:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey rads amazing desc...wat rada has not said here is few brils like me ordered things which we have already tasted and liked like chopseuy...i loved it and the spagetti supreme also rocked...she and saran only were at their innovative worst and ordered funny stuff...and honey,u forgot about the giant choco dessert u had.rich in calories and fat.the one which contributed more to ur"well fed"look.u shud have mentioned tat me and pras had a safe fruit salad .

 
At March 02, 2006 4:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey guys the previous comment was about the "blog illiterate" vaidegi
described as vaidu in the post!!!

 
At March 02, 2006 4:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry ppl one error..it was from me vaidu

 
At March 02, 2006 7:09 AM, Blogger shiv said...

oh my....u ordered lasagne,spaghetti and american chopsuey together no wonder u felt like pukin...i agree with ur moral!!!!

 
At March 02, 2006 8:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ vaidu

well.. were u pulling my leg?

 
At March 02, 2006 4:40 PM, Blogger Sriram said...

hey nice one....those dishes do sound delicious...so u also ate and ate and ate i guess...
Anyway...say CHEESE...:-D

 
At March 02, 2006 9:16 PM, Blogger Radha said...

@sangudu

i dont think its mathura's fault. i think the blandness + cheese was a char of the dishes themselves !!

@anu

err.. i thot it wud put u off food.. y does it make u hungry ?..
n why did u think vaidu was pullin ur leg ?

@both anons aka vaidu ;-)

haha.. scene bulb u got tryin to comment here.. anyways tks 4 commenting.. and damaging :-/
btw , i forgot to mention , ppl i had a taste of the fruit salad n it SUCKED big time. mine n saran's was da best ! ( choco game n richy rich.. *slurp* )

@shiv
:D

@sri
never again will i order more than i cheese dish.. :-)

 
At March 03, 2006 11:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

however bad the dish is, the mention of food always makes me ungr :D

 

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